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What are friends for, really?

May 20, 2005 / 83 Replies A girl came into my office today to ask me something, it's 10:30 in the morning and she had been around since 8:30am. It was the first time I had seen her. I noticed she had a hole in her pants when she turned to leave my office, as the pants were black and she was obviously wearing a thong. The hole was right in the seam of her pants in the middle of her butt (the general crack area if you will) and it was big enough for me to stick a finger in and touch her butt (not in a sexual harrassment sort of way, more like "hey, you have a hole in your pants and I can see your butt" kind of way.) She immediately thanked me and went to find a way to handle it.

What I want to know is, why was I the first one to say something to her...what are your freakin friends for, for gods sakes!

Mboffin's birthday

Apr 21, 2003 / 9 Replies It is mboffin's birthday this week and I need good ideas for a present. He has promised his first born that he won't read the replies to this post until after his birthday (April 27th). He has "no ideas" so I need your help. Nothing crazy expensive, but normal "friend/office party price range". Thanks so much...

Everybody to the Limit

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